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There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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    • For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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    • Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

    A: They get their shit packed the night before.

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    • An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

    We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

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    • What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

    They hit their nose on the wall.

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    • Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

    I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

    How did the Asian couple name their child?

    They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.

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    • The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.

    Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

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    • There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

    Zero, they were copycats.

    You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

    Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.