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Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.