How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
