Thereness jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!