Thereness jokes

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Cakatoo."

"Cakatoo who?"

"So, you're a Rooster now?"

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 who?"

"You said you'd never forget!"

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.