Thereness jokes
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"