Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Memes
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.