Thereness jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.