Thereness jokes
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
I see what you did there.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
When you still there?
"Prince? Are you still there?"