Thereness jokes

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

QoS.

QoS who?

QoS there me me who me and you.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"

(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?

It went with the traffic jam.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer walnuts!

Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*