Thereness jokes
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.