Thereness jokes
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Memes
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
I see what you did there.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
When you still there?
"Prince? Are you still there?"