Themselves jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.