Themselves jokes

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

They don’t hang themselves.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.