Themselves jokes

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

How do rappers keep themselves clean?

They drop SOAP BARS.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.