Themselves jokes
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.