Themselves jokes
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.