Themselves jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.