Themselves jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.