What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.