Theft

Theft jokes

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?