A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Somebody stole my joke
So i stole their spinal cord.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
Jack and Jill went up the hill both had Bacardi rum, when Jill's was gone she wanted Jacks that's why she took it from him
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.
