What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I stole one's balls.
Someone stole my balls :(
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
