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3 views · Anonymous · 10 years ago

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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    214 views · Anonymous · 11 years ago

    Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

    Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

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