That jokes

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

What do you call a dev that is dead?

A deadveloper.

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

What do you call a cow that is secret?

AnonyMOOus.

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.