That jokes

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

What do you call a kid that lives alone?

An orphan. ;)