That jokes

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

That is so bad, just like you.

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.