I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Orphan Website
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants! The joke is that orphans don't have homes, so they can't have a "home page" for a website. Get it? You probably didn't since you are reading this. Did you know that people that read explanations for jokes usually suffer from at least 3 mental illnesses?