That jokes

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!