That jokes

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!