That jokes
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
That moment when you poop 😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!