That jokes
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Yep
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].