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What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Wait, that's me.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.