That jokes

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

What do you call a kid that lives alone?

An orphan. ;)

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.