That jokes

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

What do you call a cow that is secret?

AnonyMOOus.

What do you call a dev that is dead?

A deadveloper.

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.