That jokes

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

What do you call a cow that can't milk?

A failure!

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

What did one casket say to the other casket?

"Is that you coughin'?"

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.