What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What is a car that runs and can't?
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
