That jokes
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."