That jokes
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
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My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"