That jokes

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

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Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.