That jokes

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.

Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*

Dad: Babe, we need to talk.

Mom: Okay......

Dad: He's grounded.

Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.

Son: Am I getting a new daddy?

Mom: Soon honey, soon....

Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.

What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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