That jokes
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.