That jokes

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

God bless the shooting that happened.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

What do you call grass that grows in space?

Astro-turf.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?

A family pizza.

The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"

During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.

What is an owl that wears armor?

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.