That jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
That’s right, I have my own category😎
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.