That jokes
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"