That jokes
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!