What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
That Jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
