That jokes

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Did you know that ASL is a dead language?

Yeah, nobody speaks it.

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.