That jokes
That’s right, I have my own category😎
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.