That jokes
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??