That jokes
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.