That jokes
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.