That jokes

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?

"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"