What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
That Jokes
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
