That jokes

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!