That jokes
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Religion... That is all.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.