That jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.