That jokes

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

suck a big cock.

My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.

Guys, they weren’t always orphans!

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?

...Ollie the clown!

What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.

What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.

What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.

Yeah, that joke was unbearable.