That jokes
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!