Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how fat yo mama is. Like, so fat that when she steps on a scale, it doesn't even show her weight, it just displays her whole dang phone number 'cause she's packin' so much junk in the trunk. And you, clearly, have never seen a scale in your life. That explains a lot, actually.