That jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Gas

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Man

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Orphan

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Blowjob

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Orphan

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hairline

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Ass

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Woman

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Text

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Orphan

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.