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My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!