That jokes

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?

Doctor Bones.

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.