That jokes
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Work
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
How do you see past that forehead?
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."