That jokes

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Why do orphans play baseball?

That’s the only way they can run to home.

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍