That jokes

I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

What do you call a booty that can do magic?

A butt trick!

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)