That jokes

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?

Doctor Bones.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.