That jokes
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.