That jokes

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.