You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
That Jokes
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
