That jokes
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.