That jokes

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."

Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"

The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."

So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.

Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"

The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.

The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.

A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

The man then got plastic prosthetics.

Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

How do you see past that forehead?

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.