Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
That Jokes
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
