That jokes
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!