That jokes
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!