That jokes

Penaldo

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

Adoption

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Mother

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Twin Towers

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Cancer

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Orphan

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Pen

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

Hair

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Talent

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

Pizza

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

Friend

I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.

... It was a bittersweet victory.