That jokes

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

That camping trip was in-tents.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Orphan: What's a mama?

Random kid: *shook*

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.

Let's just say Dawn got very mad.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bikini.

Bikini who?

Oh, that was just a bikini.

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.