That jokes

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

Because the principal was going to call his parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

That is not a joke hahahahhaha.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.