That jokes

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Riddle me this. Riddle me that.

Why did my parents never come back?

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

That camping trip was in-tents.

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Orphan: What's a mama?

Random kid: *shook*

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."

The students said, "Oof, that is sad."

The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"

The students said, "Your parents."

The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.