That jokes
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.