That jokes

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.