That jokes

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!