That jokes
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."