That jokes
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.