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Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.