That jokes

Why did the old man fall down a well?

He couldn't see that well.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.