That jokes

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

That’s right, I have my own category😎

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

That was a really crappy bun!

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.