That jokes

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What do you call a guy that lies a lot?

The president.

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.