What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Obama got Osama.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
