Terrorism jokes
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Memes
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.