Terrorism jokes
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.