Terrorism jokes
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Biden did 9/10.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!