Terrorism jokes
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.