Terrorism jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Memes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA ð£"
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" ðð
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.