Terrorism jokes

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.