Terrorism jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Biden did 9/10.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.