Terrorism jokes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.