Terrorism jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.