Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
9/11.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
