Terrorism jokes

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"