Terrorism jokes
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Just do it.
Memes
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.