Terrorism jokes

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

Just do it.

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.