Terrorism Jokes

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?

An AK-BAR 47.

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."