Terrorism jokes

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

What does “JETS” stand for?

Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.