Terrorism jokes
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Obama got Osama.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."