Tell jokes
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!