Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Tell Jokes
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
