Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Yo mamas so fat there's not enough yo mamas so fat jokes to tell how fat she is
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers
like if your not A GAY
dislike if your furry
repost if you HATE blacks
omment for VBUCKS
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god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
i was noughty ar school and my teacher said shes going to tell my dad i was like whos tht
How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya
Yo mama's so fat that jane goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens? You want to take it orally or through anal, joke I'm not asking.
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap
Son: mom i’m blind
Mom: Exactly
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but there family died
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house, atleat then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious
