Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
roses are red my pencil is blunt, parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to f*ck off
How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU?"
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
a man sees a girl crying and asks her whats wrong the girl replied everyone keeps making fun of me. you should tell your parents i replied back the girl started crying even more thats when i got confused and left the orphanage
when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
Don't believe what your school bully tells you. Always take it with a grain of assault.
i burned a orphans hand and than they sed you will pay for this.me:what are you going to do tell your parents?
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid
put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod
Dad: johnny! johnny! Little Johnny: Yes Papa? Dad: Did you hit your brother? Little Johnny: no papa! Dad: Telling Lies? Little Johnny: No Papa Dad: Let Me See Your Fist Little Johnny: Ha Ha Ha Dad: What Is So Funny? Little Johnny: You Are Dad because I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER Dad: >:( Little Johnny: WHAT ITS TRUE Dad: you do have a point there johnny Little Johnny: Love You Dad Dad: Love you too son
