Television jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.