Television jokes
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.