My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
News: ook! says an interviewed monkey
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why’s bbc called bbc?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What was the Orphan favorite TV show?
Full House
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
Why don't orphan's watch tv..?
Because of family guy
Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why does shows have a family? Because they are Pair-rents!
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
Heres a Song That Describes My Old Life-By-watersharky Productions- My buddies think I'm on the lake Boss thinks I've been sick for days And mama's probably on her way 'Cause I ain't picked up the phone I've been a million places But they're all up in my head Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left I've been gone, I've been gone I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I've been gone Took a trip down memory lane Checked into hotel heartbreak Passed rock bottom on the way Without leaving my living room I've been a million places But they're all up in my head Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left I've been gone, I've been gone I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I've been gone Yeah I've been gone All the clothes are on the floor All the mail's by the door All the whiskey bottles in my bed All the dishes in the sink All the gas is in the tank All the neighbors probably think I'm dead I've been gone, I've been gone I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I've been gone (ooh, ooh) I've been gone (ooh, ooh) Gone
your forhead so big i could use it to get free tv
AOT > ur fav anime
