British tv: đź–Ą
Italian tv: 📺
British tv: đź–Ą
Italian tv: 📺
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Do you see the toilet?