I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
