What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Where’s the English Channel?” Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
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