Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Television Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Walter White.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
